Greig – Should we put up the seat on your bike Brodie?
Brodie – You mean the saddle, Dad?
Me – Brodie, would you like a ‘Wildlife’ yoghurt? (This is the brand he chose an hour before)
Brodie – A railway yoghurt Mum?
Me (exasperated) – No listen Brodie, I said ‘Wildlife’ yoghurt.
Brodie – Yes please. Happily talks to himself while eating yogurt. This is a wildway yoghurt you know, he says to Grier
and my personal favourite, completely out of the blue
‘Dad, where is your tambourine?’